This isn’t a joke.
It’s precision sarcasm.

Hazmat suit. Smartphone.
Perfectly timed cell-fie.

Clean graphic.
Cold lab energy.
Street execution.

For those who understand
that biology isn’t cute -
it’s controlled chaos.

Structured cotton base.
Sharp vertical typography.
No random print.

Wear the experiment.
No safety mode.

Product details

• Mid-weight cotton blend
• Structured regular fit
• High-contrast front graphic
• Durable print application
• Soft interior feel
• Designed for everyday wear

Care

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C)
• Wash inside out
• Tumble dry medium
• Iron low heat (avoid direct heat on print)
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean