Subtle? Never heard of it.

A glowing beam.
A floating silhouette.
A question you probably shouldn’t ask.

This UFO Abduction tee is built for people who enjoy uncomfortable eye contact and even more uncomfortable jokes.

Neon green alien glow on deep charcoal hits different.
Retro sci-fi vibes.
Late-night conspiracy energy.

It’s absurd.
It’s bold.
It absolutely starts conversations.

Heavy cotton feel.
Clean unisex fit.
No safe mode activated.

Wear at your own risk.

Product features

- Shoulder tape for stability
- Knitted in one piece without side seams
- Ribbed knit collar for elasticity
- Made from strong and smooth fabric
- Ages 18+

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean