Not chaotic.
Certified.

This hoodie features a furious opossum under a burning forest sky - because sometimes you’re not part of the problem.

You are the upgrade.

Front statement: Certified Problem.
Back artwork: wild opossum, zero apologies.

Heavy cotton.
Cold stare.
Main character energy.

Built for:
- quiet villains
- sarcastic geniuses
- people who stopped explaining themselves

You’re not “too much.”
They’re just underprepared.

Certified. Problem.

Product features

- Adjustable drawstring hood with kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Knitted in one piece without side seams for a more attractive look
- Made from a blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester for durability and comfort
- Suitable for adults, meets compliance requirements for safety standards
- Ethically made with ethically grown US cotton and low environmental impact dyes

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean