Welcome to Anxiety University.
Enrollment: lifelong. Graduation: pending.

This hoodie reimagines classic collegiate lettering with a brutally honest twist. “Honors Program” isn’t about grades - it’s about mastering overthinking at an elite level.

Clean varsity typography.
Soft heavyweight fabric.
Zero emotional stability.

Perfect for:
- professional overthinkers
- night-time philosophers
- straight-A students in catastrophic imagination
- anyone who earned their degree in silent spirals

Warm, comfortable, and academically unwell.

Because if you’re going to major in overthinking -
you might as well make it official.

Product features

- Adjustable drawstring hood with kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth
- Knitted in one piece without side seams for a more attractive look
- Made from a blend of 50% cotton, 50% polyester for durability and comfort
- Suitable for adults, meets compliance requirements for safety standards
- Ethically made with ethically grown US cotton and low environmental impact dyes

Care instructions

- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean