Welcome to Anxiety University.
We didn’t choose this major. It chose us.

This varsity-style graphic tee looks like classic campus merch - until you read it twice. “Honors Program” hits differently when your brain never clocks out.

Perfect for:

- overthinkers with a sense of humor
- straight-A students in catastrophic thinking
- anyone who graduated summa cum laude in stress

Soft, everyday cotton with a bold collegiate print that says:
“Yes, I function. No, I’m not calm.”

Because if we’re going to spiral -
we might as well do it with distinction.

Product features

- Unique college emblem design
- Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
- Made from strong and smooth fabric for printing
- Comfortable classic fit for all-day wear
- Ethically sourced US cotton with Oeko-Tex certification

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean